Surreal Lovehoney Crunch Is Serving Breakfast… With Benefits
Remember when cereal boxes came with toys? Well, Surreal has taken that to a whole new level.
The high-protein cereal experts have teamed up with adult site Lovehoney to slip something extra special inside every box.
Bringing the buzz back to your morning bowl, Surreal’s new Lovehoney Crunch contains 14g of protein… and a free vibrator.
Surreal Lovehoney Crunch: Everything You Need To Know
Promising to “start your day with a bang,” Surreal Lovehoney Crunch is a cheeky play on the brand’s classic Honey Crunch flavour.
Fitting in as many innuendos as possible, its official name is “Dild-O’s” – a nod to the Lovehoney bullet tucked inside.
As you can imagine, the marketing team are running wild with this unusual collaboration. Alongside the strapline “multiple O’s with every box,” the phrase “69 positions” has been slapped next to the nutritional information.
Lovehoney is the UK’s most popular online shopping destination for lingerie and adult toys.
While this odd link-up initially looked like the king of all April Fool’s jokes, Surreal Lovehoney Crunch is already live on the brand’s website – and you could say it has generated quite the buzz.
Priced at £5.99, it delivers the same nutritional profile as the OG Honey Crunch flavour – with the addition of a little added spice.
Each serving provides 14 to 15g of protein, virtually no sugar, and somewhere in the region of 7–10g of net carbs.
At roughly 144 calories per serving, this saucy cereal is the very definition of naughty but nice.
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