Mud, Sweat, and Beers? Conquer It All with Swypes — The Ultimate Festival Wipes
Festivals are magical places. For a few long weekends each year, 11am beers become not only acceptable but mandatory, farmers’ fields transform into spaceship-style dance floors, and your only worry is the logistics of set times.
For some, it’s the stuff of nightmares. For others, it’s a weekend of pure, beautiful carnage — a total reset in a way no package holiday could ever match.
There are, of course, a few drawbacks to slumming it in a tent and two-stepping non-stop for three days straight.
Festival funk is something seasoned veterans know all too well.
It creeps in around day two — a blend of sweat, sunscreen, stale beer, and the haunting memory of a portaloo visit gone wrong.
And with showers about as common as phone signal, you’re left to either embrace the grime… or come prepared.
Enter Swypes Adult Body Wipes — your backstage pass to staying (somewhat) civilised in the wild.
Bigger and far more sophisticated than your average baby wipe, and infused with skin-loving ingredients, these aren’t your standard wet tissues. They’re your secret weapon for turning tent life into something a little more tolerable.
No water? No problem. One wipe, a quick freshen-up behind your tent, and you’re back in the game — ready to rave, mosh, or nap under a bucket hat like nothing ever happened.
And right now, you can gear up for the carnage by saving 20% off your order with code GYMFLUENCERSAGENCY at checkout.
Swypes: Festival Wipes Done Right
Festival-goers will be no stranger to the old baby wipe hack. Whether you call it a gentleman’s wash or the “pits and bits” special — it’s the oldest trick in the book.
Swypes follow the same logic, only on a whole new level. Bigger, thicker, and dual-sided — one to cleanse, the other to exfoliate — they offer the kind of clean your standard festival wipes just can’t manage.
Formulated with natural ingredients like aloe, vitamin E, and chamomile, these life-saving beauties are gentle enough for full-body use (yes, even those bits).
Individually wrapped, you can kiss goodbye to dried-out wipes and that weird flappy plastic tab that just attracts bag fluff.
The scent? Fresh, deodorising, and subtly botanical — miles away from that synthetic “clean nappy” aroma.
Even better? The moisture is quick-drying. No more standing around feeling like a wasp’s dream.
In short: Swypes are festival wipes in their final form. No more overpaying for “VIP” showers, and no more stinking out the crowd.
Because if a circle’s forming around you, it might not be a mosh pit — it might be a hygiene perimeter.
Swypes Festival Wipes: Better For You, Better for the Planet
Let’s face it — while fun, festivals aren’t exactly eco-friendly.
Thousands of tents are abandoned by hungover zombies who’d rather eat mud than play tent-pole Tetris, and the middle of campsites quickly turns into a landfill of cans, plastic cups, and unidentifiable debris.
Add cheap disposable wipes to the mix, and it becomes a wasteful weekend fast.
To counter this, Swypes are proudly plastic-free, fully biodegradable, and come in recyclable packaging.
They also help reduce water waste, with fewer people battling for the communal shower blocks. It’s a win-win for the planet and your pits.
The Bottom Line
If you’re gearing up for a weekend of madness this summer — be it Glastonbury, Boomtown, or anywhere in between — Swypes are the festival wipes you need in your backpack.
They’re not just for festivals either. Perfect for post-gym refreshes, sweaty commutes, or general on-the-go hygiene, Swypes are your clean, convenient lifesaver in any situation.
Choose from three pack sizes — all discounted for summer:
- 6-pack: £6.95
- 15-pack: £14.95
- 30-pack: £24.95
As always, buying in bulk saves you a few quid (and plenty of not-so-subtle pit checks). For an even better deal, use code GYMFLUENCERSAGENCY at checkout to get 20% off.
Head to Swypes’ website to unlock your shower in a packet.
