Cheesies Christmas Crackers Are Back — and the Jokes Are Funnier Than the Hats
This time last year, Cheesies turned Christmas crackers into Christmas snackers with the launch of its crunchy take on a beloved festive tradition.
In place of tiny screwdrivers and novelty keyrings, those who crossed arms and braced for the snap were treated to small bags of The Curators’ signature protein-packed bites.
True to form, Cheesies Christmas Crackers proved immensely popular, selling out almost as quickly as they arrived.
As December looms, The Curators has confirmed they’re back for 2025’s celebrations — and thanks to Edinburgh Fringe, cheesier than ever.
Fresh from a summer of laughs as the Official Snack of the world-renowned Edinburgh Festival Fringe, the pair have continued their partnership with a collaboration worthy of a standing ovation.
During the event, The Curators ran a competition asking Fringe artists to submit their best one-liners to be in with a chance of featuring in the Cheesies Christmas Crackers.
By all accounts, they absolutely delivered. This year’s festive favours include “incredibly gouda” jokes from the six funniest comedians to enter.
Instead of the customary terrible puns almost too painful to read aloud, every cracker will pack some incredibly immature Cheddar humour courtesy of actual comedians — not just dads who think they are.
Joining the jokes is a classic blue party hat and a 10g mini bag of Cheddar Cheesies, delivering 3g of protein, just 61 calories, and absolutely no carbs or sugar.
To make things even more savoury, 10% of net sales go directly to the Fringe comedians behind the laughs. So while you’re introducing Christmas dinner with a bang, you’ll also be giving back to the artists spreading the festive cheer.
What Are Cheesies?
The Curators’ Cheesies are a simple yet ingenious concept: 100% cheese, baked until golden, crunchy, and fridge-free.
Four varieties make up the standard range, typically available in 20g grab bags bursting with natural protein: Gouda, Red Leicester, Goat’s Cheese, and, of course, Cheddar.
Free from filler, carbs, and anything artificial, they’ve become a firm favourite among snackers seeking savoury, keto-friendly protein on the go.
A box of six Cheesies Christmas Crackers is priced at £14.99 and available via TikTok Shop, the Fringe online store, or direct through The Curators’ website.
Use code GYMFLUENCERSAGENCY for 20% off and celebrate this Christmas with cheese and crackers done properly.
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